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[28 May 2007|02:34am] |
Jack of Diamonds, Jack of Diamonds, I know you most of all
You've robbed my poor pockets of silver and gold
And Whiskey, you villain, you've been my down-fall
You've cuffed and you've kicked me but I loved you of old
Oh Whiskey, Rye Whiskey, Whiskey I cried
If I don't get rye Whiskey I surely will die
Well I go yonder mountain and build me a still
And I send you a gallon for a five dollar bill
Well it's beefcake when I'm hungry, Whiskey when I'm dry
And it's greenbacks when I'm hard off and hell when I die
If the sea were made of Whiskey and I was a duck
I'd swim to the bottom and never come up
Oh, but the sea ain't made of Whiskey and I ain't a duck
So I play Jack Of Diamonds and trust on my luck
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[01 Dec 2005|10:24pm] |
i think king kong looks retarded and i hate christmas. see you fuckers in a few months.
b.
p.s.
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[05 Jul 2005|12:29am] |
"Why have you done this to me?" And the snake answered, "Look, bitch, you knew I was a snake."
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[02 Jul 2005|05:00am] |
ayhahhaahahahahaahahahahahahahahhhahahahahaahahahhahahaahahahahahaaaaahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhhaahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
i win.
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[03 Jun 2005|10:18am] |
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Once I pass drink number five I should not be allowed to communicate with anyone in the real world. Take away my phone, take away my computer and just let me sing and dance and scream and yell and cry and laugh til my little heart is content but please don't let me attempt to communicate anything that might be construed as important. i'm disappearing now.
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[03 Aug 2003|12:03am] |
Friends Only.
You know the drill.
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